Hungry And Aggressive, I Can't Get Rid Of Her (Funny Comedy Pov)

Oh, someone's calling me. It's my boss. Boss hello! Yes, boss, I will come to work tomorrow. Sorry boss, I'll call you in a few minutes. What? What are you doing? This is my menu. How could you be so rude and eat my food? It's not nice what you're doing! How is such a thing possible? Oh my god, you are very naughty!

The Battle for the Menu

What do you want? No, no, it's my menu. Thank you? Wait, what? Thank you? Go, with pleasure. How dare you try to eat my food? This was my food! Do I have any money left? I don't have enough money for another menu. I'm going to get a pizza. Finally, I'm going to eat! What the... oh, pizza!

The Uninvited Guest

You again?? Seriously? This is my pizza! Don't you think you're too naughty? Go away, go away, I said. What are you doing? No, no, no! Go away, I said! Are you crazy? Wait, give me back the pizza. It's mine! My pizza... I'm so hungry...

The Temptation of Chocolate

What are you doing? You again? You're fed up with me! Because of you, I am not eating anything today. Fed up, you're just pissing me off all day. Pizza, chocolate... I'm already getting angry. Chocolate... give me the chocolates! If I catch you, I'll take all the chocolates out of you! Stay... give me the chocolates!

The Hangry Showdown

I'm tired of you. Stay, I said... give me the chocolates! Give me the chocolates! Give me the chocolates, I said! I don't give you anything. You ate everything! If I don't eat, I'm aggressive. No! You are crazy! Yes! Okay, I'll give you the chocolate. Keep it. She is crazy!

Taking Control of the Situation

Oh, I can eat here. I'm so hungry. Do I still have money? What? I have nothing left? That crazy thing ate all my food! You again? Go away. I am afraid of you. You ate all my food and now I'm hungry. Look, I don't have any money anymore. Relax, what's up with you?

The Hangry Revelation

I'm afraid of you. I'm aggressive when I'm hungry. Now that I've eaten, everything is fine. Let's go for a walk. No, no, no. Seriously. I'm afraid of you. I ate, I'm still normal. You are calm? Yes. But if you're going to be hungry again, aren't you going to eat me?

Conclusion

Hangriness is a powerful emotion. It can turn a calm and collected person into a hangry monster. This tale of a battle over food showcases the primal instincts that emerge when hunger strikes. From fights over menus to the desperate search for chocolate, the protagonist experiences a rollercoaster of emotions.

We can all relate to the feeling of being hangry. When our stomachs rumble and our energy drains, we can become irritable and short-tempered. It's important to recognize these moments and take control of the situation. Whether it's finding a snack or taking a walk to clear our heads, we can navigate through our hangry moments with grace.

So next time you encounter a hangry individual, remember to approach with caution. Offer a snack or some understanding. And if you find yourself in the midst of a hangry episode, take a deep breath, find some food, and regain control over the hangry monster within.