Brand New Dashie Game Is Here!! [Dashie's Very Juicy Orenges]

Hey there, it's Dashie! I've got some incredible news that's gonna blow your mind. I've been keeping this a secret for three whole years, but now it's time to spill the beans. Are you ready for it? Brace yourselves, my friends. I'm about to drop a bombshell.

The Game of a Lifetime

Okay, okay, I know I'm being rude by interrupting your intro, but trust me, this is worth it. I've been working tirelessly on a game that's gonna leave you speechless. I'm talking about a game that's been brewing in my creative cauldron for three long years. And let me tell you, it's gonna be epic.

Introducing Dashie's Very Juicy Oranges

Yes, you heard that right. The game is called "Dashie's Very Juicy Oranges." Now, I know what you're thinking. What on earth does that even mean? Well, let me break it down for you. This game is the culmination of my blood, sweat, and tears. It's a side-scrolling adventure like no other. Picture Mario, but with a twist. Say hello to Dario, my friends.

Release Date and Platforms

Okay, I won't keep you waiting any longer. Mark your calendars for June 9th, 2023. That's the day when "Dashie's Very Juicy Oranges" will hit the gaming world by storm. And guess what? It's gonna be available on multiple platforms. We're talking PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X, Nintendo Switch, and even Steam. It's a feast for all gamers out there.

The Origin Story of Juicy Oranges

Now, let me take you back to where it all began. You might be wondering, "Dashie, why 'juicy oranges'?" Well, let me spill the orange juice on that. It all started during a game of Family Feud or Wheel of Fortune, I can't quite remember. You know how you have to spell out words, right? Well, I had a little mishap and spelled "oranges" with an extra "e." Silly me, right? But hey, that's the birth of the juicy oranges.

Shoutouts and Appreciation

Before we dive into the gameplay, I want to give a huge shoutout to all the incredible people who worked tirelessly on this game. From the voice actors to the graphic designers, and the music maestros, they poured their hearts into making this game a reality. It's a true labor of love, and I couldn't be more grateful to each and every one of them.

Let the Games Begin!

Alright, my friends, it's time to press start and embark on this juicy adventure. Get ready to run, jump, and dodge those pesky oranges. Yes, you heard me right. We're gonna be running from oranges like never before. But don't worry, it's all in good fun. Orange you glad to be a part of this thrilling journey?

Conclusion

I know this intro has been longer than any other in history, but I hope you understand my excitement. This game means the world to me, and I'm thrilled to finally share it with all of you. So, without further ado, let's dive into the world of "Dashie's Very Juicy Oranges" and make some gaming history together. Get ready to press start and let the juicy adventure begin!