Seeing If My Girlfriend Notices I’M Missing

In Search of a Lost Love

If my girlfriend notices I'm missing, does that mean she left me? These thoughts race through my mind as I anxiously await her return. Six minutes have passed, and there's still no sign of her. A sad face forms on my expression, but at least the trash can remains faithfully by my side. Who knew that inanimate objects could provide such solace?

I didn't anticipate it would take this long for her to notice my absence. Disappointment starts to creep in, and I wonder why she hasn't come looking for me yet. The minutes tick by, and still nothing.

The Art of Shrinking

In moments like these, one must learn to adapt and get small. As the clock continues to mock me with its relentless ticking, I contemplate ways to make myself inconspicuous. Perhaps if I shrink down to the size of a mouse, she won't be able to overlook me any longer.

With this newfound determination, I set out on a mission to find a way to become smaller. As I search for answers, a glimmer catches my eye – a hammer! Ah, the possibilities it holds. Maybe if I hammer away at my insecurities and doubts, I'll find the strength to confront her.

Deserving Answers

Fourteen minutes have now passed since my disappearance, and regret begins to seep into every crevice of my being. Regret for life decisions that led me here, waiting in anticipation for someone who may not even care.

But wait! Amidst the turmoil within me, a thought emerges – do I not deserve an answer? Is it not fair to expect some form of communication from the person who supposedly cares about me? With renewed determination, I decide it's time to confront her.

The Long-Awaited Reunion

Okay fine, here goes nothing. I muster up the courage to call out, "Hey, hey! Where are you?" The words echo through the empty space, and for a moment, I fear they will go unanswered.

But then, a voice responds. It's her. Relief washes over me as she explains where she left me. Apparently, it was on the second floor by the stairway. Honey, she says, I'm sorry it took you long enough.

Conclusion: Lessons Learned

In this whirlwind of emotions and anticipation, I've come to realize a few things. First