Emiru Shows What She Will Wear At The Streamer Awards And Walks In Heels

So, there I was, standing on the precipice of a fashion extravaganza, contemplating whether to grace the world with my presence, or in my case, more specifically, my dress. The prospect of posting pictures and showing off my glamorous attire was as daunting as a date with a dentist. But hey, it's a dilemma we all face - to snap or not to snap.

Why is it that getting in front of an iPhone lens feels like climbing Mount Everest for some of us? The struggle is real. My posts are like elusive shooting stars, only appearing once in a blue moon. If I could get a dime for every photo I've taken and never shared, I'd be making Elon Musk-level money.

The Dress Dilemma

Let's get down to the star of the show – my dress. Last time, I rocked a fiery red number, but this year, I decided to go even fancier. The red dress was a last-minute emergency choice. But now, I'm not only eager to show off my fashion prowess but also my newfound sense of financial responsibility.

I don't want to be that person who unveils a dress worth a fortune and then watches in horror as the internet spirals into wild speculations about the price tag. So, with bated breath, I reveal it - $10,000! Just kidding, it's not that extravagant. But hey, at least it's more affordable than your wildest guesses.

This dress is the embodiment of my unfulfilled aspirations from last year. You know the feeling when you see a dress that screams "That's me!" but cruel fate denies it to you? Well, that's what happened. But this year, I took matters into my own hands, and the result is this stunning creation.

Dressing Up and Tying Hair

Now, here's a twist. Let's talk hair – or rather, the lack of hair maintenance. People often inquire about my secret to impeccable locks. Here's the kicker: I don't even brush my hair. My hair texture is so carefree that brushing it just makes it worse. It's like the rebellious teenager of the hair world.

But for the sake of demonstration, I'll brave the untamed wilderness of my hair and brush it. And, well, the result is less than satisfying. So, you see, some things are best left untouched.

Shoe Confessions

Now, let's dive into the treacherous waters of footwear, my friends. You see, I wanted to look tall, and there's no better way to do that than slipping into some heels, right? Wrong! Here's the hilarious saga of me trying to conquer these towering monsters.

As I cautiously stepped into these high heels, I instantly felt like a newborn gazelle, wobbling and uncertain. With pigeon-toed attempts, my shins screamed in protest, reminding me that fashion could sometimes come at a cost. My feet were not impressed.

Even though these heels were gorgeous, they weren't exactly the most comfortable walking partners. But the question remains: what's the price you're willing to pay for that extra height and elegance? It's a conundrum worth pondering.

Walking with Style

And speaking of heels, there's an art to mastering the graceful strut that models seem to have encoded in their DNA. You might be tempted to dive right in, but remember, practice makes perfect. Walk heel to toe, not toe to heel. Trust me, it's a game-changer.

Wearing heels inherently shortens your stride, making it essential to take smaller steps. Yes, you'll look like you're taking many more steps than usual, but it's a sacrifice for style. So, make those baby steps and rock the world.

Here's a secret tip: watch others strut their stuff. Observe their confident strides. And always remember, it's not about how you look but how you feel in your own skin – or in this case, heels.

The Final Verdict: Slippers for the Win

Now, before you imagine me gliding effortlessly down the runway in those beautiful heels, let me burst that bubble. It was a challenging feat, and my feet were in open rebellion. It felt as if my muscles were staging a revolt beneath me.

As the inevitable discomfort set in, I decided that style should never come at the cost of physical suffering. I contemplated sneaking in a pair of comfy slippers to the Stream Awards, a secret comfort stash for emergencies.

In the end, I might not have mastered the art of walking in heels, but I did uncover the priceless wisdom that fashion is not about sacrifice but expression. So, whether it's slippers or stilettos, the real victory lies in embracing your unique style with unapologetic confidence.

So, there you have it – a whirlwind adventure into the world of high fashion and high heels, filled with a dash of humor, a sprinkle of vulnerability, and a whole lot of personality. Remember, fashion should always be fun and fabulous, even when you're teetering on the brink of disaster. Now, go forth and conquer your own fashion adventures, whatever footwear you choose!