How Are Pokemon Scarlet And Violet Cards Already Graded?

Hey there, all you ham and cheese virgins, I hope you're doing well because today I've got a fresh serving of juicy Pokemon news that's hotter than a Habanero salsa party! Today, we're shining the spotlight on none other than Brandon from Paradigm Trigger and Silver Tempest. Now, before you jump to conclusions and label Brandon as the underdog of the Pokemon world, just hear me out. He might not have those wallet-draining diamond-encrusted cards, but let me tell you, he's the real deal.

You see, Brandon isn't your average Pokemon trainer. He's the kind of guy who'd tackle the Battle Frontier in Pokemon Emerald and make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park. He's the one who molded me into the person who sits here and babbles about other folks on the internet. But hey, you all seem to enjoy it, so here we are.

Now, if you've been hanging around the Pokemon community lately, you've probably caught a whiff of something strange in the air. A few scarlet and violet cards have started popping up way too early, and it's got people scratching their heads. These cards aren't supposed to see the light of day until the pre-release events kick off on March 18th. But here they are, floating around like confetti at a New Year's Eve bash.

You might be wondering, "Who's responsible for this? What kind of sorcery is at play here?" Well, I'm here to spill the beans on how these early cards are infiltrating the Pokemon world. But before we dive into that, let's talk about the grading companies that are part of this crazy game.

The Grading Game: CGC Takes the Stage

First up, we've got CGC, and they're not holding back. Feast your eyes on this stunning 9.5 Co-Rideon EX with its beautiful alternate art. It's as if this card just strutted off the catwalk. Now, here's the kicker – these cards are being graded before the pre-release events even kick off! I mean, come on, it's like they're in a rush to win a race that hasn't even started. But hey, if they're getting paid that big moolah, I guess it's worth it for them.

The BGS Bandwagon

But CGC isn't alone in this adventure. Enter Beckett, the once-revered standard for grading. They've hopped on the early-grading bandwagon too. Check out this mint nine Miriam from English. It's not even a perfect ten, and they went through all the trouble to grade it ahead of time. Oh well, it's just the first one, so no biggie, right?

A Side Quest: The Case of Stolen Cards

Now, some people are crying foul play, suggesting that these cards are being stolen left and right. At first, I thought, "Come on, folks, don't you know where these cards are coming from?" But then it hit me – there's a fresh wave of Pokemon enthusiasts who might not be in the know.

So, let me enlighten you on how some of these early birds are getting their hands on these cards. You've probably seen a bunch of Whatnot Breakers flaunting booster boxes like they've got the golden ticket to Willy Wonka's factory. One such character goes by the name of Homie and a Skeleton. Yep, that's a real name, or at least, that's what I think it is.

Homie and a Skeleton is out here bragging about having connections. This guy's got the inside scoop, the secret handshake, and a direct line to distribution. And that's how he's rolling in these early cards. But don't worry, he's not selling stolen goods. You see, he's got a store, or he's connected to someone who does. And they're the ones dishing out these booster boxes to folks like him. They open the boxes, send them out, and when the real shipment comes in, they just pop the cards back in like nothing ever happened.

The Booster Box Twist

Now, here's where it gets interesting. Some stores go the extra mile. When people buy pre-release kits, these stores add a few extra booster packs. It's like, "Hey, you did well in the tournament, have a few more packs." They're all in on the booster box hustle. The number of packs varies, and it's up to the store owner to decide. But that's how these booster boxes are finding their way into the hands of Whatnot streamers and early YouTube openers.

In Closing: The Plot Thickens

So, there you have it, the grand revelation of how these early Pokemon cards are making their way into the wild. They're not stolen – they're just early birds with a penchant for playing the game by their own rules. But here's a word of caution – messing with the system could catch the eye of the bigwigs at Pokemon, and you don't want that kind of trouble.

Stay safe, my fellow Pokemon enthusiasts, and remember that the world of Pokemon is a wild and mysterious place. And if you're ever in doubt, just ask nicely if your pre-release kits come with a little something extra. You never know what treasures you might uncover.

Until next time, my fellow adventurers, this is your guide through the labyrinth of Pokemon chaos, signing off. Have a fantastic journey, and may your card collection be ever in your favor!