The Super Mario Bros. Movie Spoiler-Free Review
The time has arrived! In just a few short hours, the curtain will rise on the long-anticipated Super Mario Brothers movie. The excitement has been brewing for what feels like an eternity, with every Chris Pratt announcement and teaser fueling the hype. As the clock ticks closer to showtime, I can't contain my enthusiasm – but let's be honest, if the movie disappoints, this could be a seriously gloomy post-viewing reflection.
So, here I am, freshly back from the midnight escapade to witness the Super Mario Brothers on the big screen. The theater ambiance, complete with fans donning Mario-themed costumes, added an extra layer of charm. Who knew a midnight release for a kids' movie could attract such a dedicated crowd?
The collectible Mario cup in hand, and a popcorn tin that screamed 'fancy,' the stage was set. The movie was not playing by the conventional rules, hitting the screens well past midnight, possibly to save us from the peril of Twitter spoilers. After all this anticipation, the moment was finally upon me, and the Mario magic was about to unfold.
As the credits roll and the popcorn tin empties, let's dive into the movie itself. The plot, as expected from a Mario movie, is comfortably familiar. No dramatic twists or mind-bending narratives – just the good old Mushroom Kingdom charm. However, a delightful surprise awaits as Princess Peach takes center stage, joining Mario on his adventure rather than being the damsel in distress. It's a welcomed deviation from the usual Mario storyline, revealing the origins of the Mario Brothers and their Brooklyn roots.
Yet, no masterpiece is without its quirks. The film could have sprinkled a bit more love on Luigi's character development. A promising setup for him seemed to fizzle out, leaving the green-clad brother somewhat in the shadows. A missed opportunity, considering the chemistry between Chris Pratt's Mario and Charlie Day's Luigi.
The biggest concern, Chris Pratt taking on the iconic voice of Mario, seemed to melt away seamlessly. The Brooklyn accent, a nod to the character's origins, worked surprisingly well. The film captures Mario's never-give-up attitude, staying faithful to the source material. Despite initial apprehensions, Pratt's portrayal adds a layer of likability to the heroic plumber.
Princess Peach's character evolution, taking a detour from the damsel-in-distress trope, was a pleasant surprise. The decision to showcase her resilience fits well into the film's context, considering Mario's recent arrival in the Mushroom Kingdom. As for Bowser, Jack Black's voice acting prowess shines through, successfully breathing life into the iconic villain.
Visually, the film is a feast for the eyes, with Easter eggs scattered like confetti for die-hard Mario fans. However, a tiny nitpick surfaces – the sheer abundance of references can be overwhelming. It's a delightful overload that might require multiple viewings to catch them all.
The soundtrack, a symphony of Mario nostalgia, pulls tunes from every game in the franchise. A true auditory treat for fans, although a minor letdown occurs in the credits. The use of the DK rap from Donkey Kong 64 lacks proper crediting to Grant Kirkhope, a disheartening omission for those in the know.
Mario Kart, a pivotal element, could have easily hijacked the movie's focus. However, the film handles it with finesse, avoiding the pitfalls of turning into 'Mario Kart: The Movie.' The Mario Kart segments add to the joy without overshadowing the broader narrative, a delicate balance well maintained.
As the credits roll, a gentle reminder – stick around for the post-credit scenes. Two nuggets of excitement await, with the second one holding the keys to potential future Mario movie escapades. It's a tease, a promise, and a sly invitation to stay tuned for what lies beyond the Mushroom Kingdom.
In the early morning haze, the verdict is in – the Super Mario Brothers movie delivers. Despite its minor quirks and missed character opportunities, it stands tall as the best Mario film to date. Rotten Tomatoes might not shower it with unanimous praise, but remember, not every critic is a Mario enthusiast. For those who've journeyed with Mario through the games, this movie is a joyful celebration of nostalgia and a testament to the enduring magic of the Mushroom Kingdom.
So, fellow Mario aficionados, if you're debating whether to venture into the theaters, my resounding recommendation is this – go, experience the joy, and let the Mario magic weave its spell on you. After all, it's not just a movie; it's a rendezvous with cherished childhood memories and the limitless imagination of the Mushroom Kingdom. May your popcorn be plentiful, your Mario cup brim with excitement, and your journey through the Mushroom Kingdom be an unforgettable midnight odyssey.